That settles it. I’m not going.
The feast will be plant-based, a decision made by the Hollywood Foreign Press Association out of concern for climate change. The group is the nonprofit organization that gives out the Globes to movie and TV luminaries.
Of course, all of these celebrities will fly in on private jets, arrive in limos, and be wearing clothes stitched together by children in Indonesia, but CLIMATE CHANGE! Gag me.