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2219, 17 Jul 19

Storm Area 51

It’s all fun and games until the military turns you into a fine red mist. They ain’t the docile Berkeley police.

As of Wednesday morning, over 1.5 million people said they were “attending” the event, called “Storm Area 51, They Can’t Stop All of Us.” The event is scheduled for Sept. 20 at 3 a.m. Pacific Daylight Time. Another 1.1 million Facebook users indicated they were “interested.”

“We will all meet up at the Area 51 Alien Center tourist attraction and coordinate our entry,” according to the Facebook page. “If we naruto run, we can move faster than their bullets. Lets [sic] see them aliens.”


2219, 17 July 2019


  1. Kevin Scheunemann

    Clearly, the stupid love to put themselves on a list.

    The alien thing is just disinformation for testing new tech.

  2. Merlin

    Anyone who thinks they can “naruto run” Area 51 is delusional. The Groom Lake area is a very inhospitable environment at anytime of the year with a perimeter miles from anything of interest, so unless you’re an extremely fit, experienced, and well equipped extreme terrain hiker this is not even remotely a good idea. It wouldn’t be anything like hopping the fence at their local airfield.

  3. dad29

    Let ’em in.  Then call the flying saucers to take them to the Other Galaxy.

    Problem solved.

  4. Mar

    If you ever been to Vegas and pay attention to the airport, Area 51 flies their employees in on a white jet with a red stripe. Maybe they can find a couple and use them?

  5. steveegg

    I submit the stormers want to have at least some of their number turned into a fine red mist.  That will make Storm Number 2 an inevitable success.

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