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1926, 28 Nov 22

Celebrated Government Bureaucrat Indicted for Felony Theft

Wow. Check out the details of the charge. This is an immoral person who should not be trusted. As a federal civil servant, will he keep his new job? Probably.

Law enforcement at the Minneapolis-St. Paul (MSP) International Airport were alerted to a missing suitcase in the baggage claim area on Sept. 16. The adult female victim said she flew into MSP on a Delta flight from New Orleans and went to retrieve her checked bag at carousel seven.


Airport records confirmed the navy blue Vera Bradley roller bag arrived at 4:40 p.m. but was missing from the carousel. So law enforcement reviewed video surveillance footage from the baggage claim area and observed Brinton removing a navy blue roller bag from carousel seven, according to a criminal complaint.


The complaint says Brinton removed a luggage tag from the bag, placed it into a handbag he was carrying, and “then left the area at a quick pace.” Brinton arrived at MSP Airport around 4:27 p.m. on an American Airlines flight from Washington, D.C., but did not check a bag, meaning he had no reason to visit baggage claim, according to the complaint.

Sam Brinton/Department of Energy


Police showed the surveillance video to the victim and she confirmed it was her bag.


Brinton left the airport in an Uber for a stay at the InterContinental St. Paul Riverfront hotel, where he checked in with the blue bag, the complaint says.


He returned to MSP on Sept. 18 with the bag in hand for a departing flight back to Washington, D.C., authorities allege.


Surveillance video from Dulles International Airport shows Brinton traveling with the bag on an Oct. 9 return trip from Europe, the complaint notes.


The victim said the estimated value of the bag and its contents was around $2,325.


Police questioned Brinton about the missing bag in an Oct. 9 phone call and asked him directly if he “took anything that did not belong” to him.


“Not that I know of,” Brinton allegedly responded. He later admitted to taking the bag but said the clothes inside were his, according to the complaint.


“If I had taken the wrong bag, I am happy to return it, but I don’t have any clothes for another individual. That was my clothes when I opened the bag,” he told police, according to the complaint.


Brinton allegedly called the investigating officer two hours later and apologized for not being “completely honest.” This time Brinton said he took the bag because he was tired and thought it was his, the complaint says.


He allegedly told police that he realized the bag didn’t belong to him when he opened it up at the hotel but “got nervous” and didn’t “know what to do.” Worried that people would think he “stole the bag,” Brinton told police he left the victim’s clothes in the drawers in the hotel room, according to the complaint.


Brinton said he brought the bag back to D.C. with him because it would have been “weirder” to leave a bag in the hotel room, according to police.


Police told Brinton how to return the bag to Delta, but as of Oct. 27 the victim still had not received her bag back.


Police also learned that no clothing was recovered from the hotel room.


1926, 28 November 2022


  1. Merlin

    A felony theft conviction might hinder his next security clearance and suitability review. Then again, maybe not since Sammy checks so many boxes. What are the odds he finds a political solution to his legal problems?

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  3. MjM

    The MO says this wasn’t the first time this thing has committed this crime.

    But it’s doubtful we’ll see any FBI raid seeking evidence of other high-end luggage.

  4. Jason

    Something something, if the shoe fits (Sammy found that they do)… Diversity, Inclusion, LGBTQ means everyone is treated equally, but doesn’t mean you can walk off an airplane and not have your luggage waiting for you, or something.

  5. Kevin Scheunemann

    This is what happens when gender mental illness is left untreated and indulged, instead of encouraging a cure and honesty in the correct direction

  6. Jason

    Uh oh, Mrs Sticky Fingers is charged with a second suitcase theft. They/them will probably enjoy jail.

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