BRADENTON, Fla. — Around this time of year, Floridians don’t just have to worry about aggressive drivers on the road — they should be on the lookout for aggressive alligators, too, according to officials who on Friday had to remove a 9-foot (2.8-meter) gator from a county road.
The Manatee County Sheriff’s Office warned motorists that it’s that time of year when alligators, um, fall in love but might not always be so affectionate.
“It’s gator mating season. This means they could be more mobile and aggressive than usual,” the sheriff’s office wrote in a Facebook post.
A male gator measuring 9 feet, 2 inches (2.8 meters) had to be removed from a roadway after it was spotted “being aggressive with traffic.” Sheriff’s deputies captured the reptile and relocated him to an alligator farm.
I expect a similar reptile warning when DNC starts in Milwaukee.
Did the gator favor one model of car over another?
Prius.
I thought that aggressive gator might be Trump, as he’s been rage tweeting all day instead of celebrating Melania, the soft core porn, First Lady’s Birthday.
More hatred from a hater, Lying Pat.
Mar, Are you saying she didn’t do girl on girl?
She probably spent the day with Hank Siemers.
Lying Pat, why are you such a hateful person?
It must suck to go through life with so much hate.
What’s the lie?
Lying Pat, your village called. They are missing their village idiot and they want you to return ASAP to take her place.
Mar, you’re getting unhinged and are embarrassing yourself. Please relax, and see a mental health professional tomorrow. I beg you, please.
Silly Patty, I am doing fine mental health wise.
And I don’t have to lie to make my points.
And I am certainly not a hateful person.
You have the disease WackyPattyitis.
Lies? Like puppet masters telling me what to say?
Pat, don’t be so hateful. Melania is the first Trump wife to make it to 50! And Trump is 73. Imagine if Biden had a 50-year-old wife, what they’d say.
When there is no defense for what they say, they pull out their go accusation of those who question or challenge them as being hateful.
And don’t be talking about Hank. Next thing you know, you’ll be revealing the hidden meaning behind the Obama’s gift of a light blue Tiffany box as their present to the Trumps on inauguration. Dad29’s going to eat that right up!
What else should the President do on his wife’s birthday but send a stream of rage tweets. The “Noble Committee.”
Staff: Mr. President, it’s your wife’s birthday.
Don: Which one?
Staff: Her 50th, sir.
Don: No, which wife?
Now, jjf, that was kind of funny.
I don’t believe Donald is the majority shareholder in that partnership.