See? It can’t even be readily identified as food.
Police have admitted that white powder seized during a “huge” drugs bust at Gatwick airport is actually cake mix for vegan bakery.
Vegan pizza restaurant Purezza was transporting ingredients in a suitcase when a member of staff was stopped by the police on August 28.
The white powder, which was divided into 25 blue bags, was sent for tests before officers accepted it was not illegal.
On a more serious note, the passenger was pretty stupid to package his stuff like that. Ship it, dude… ship it.
That’s hilarious.
“Vegan” cake mix?
Um, cake mix is flour. You know. Wheat. A plant. With some sugar. Also a plant. And a pinch of baking powder. Which is a couple minerals. A.K.A., dirt.
Maybe they don’t use the dirt part. I admit I was unaware that vegans might not eat dirt. But if not, they have very flat cakes.