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2058, 11 Dec 18

Tinkle Contest

From the venerated Nancy Pelosi.

She called the meeting “wild” and said, “it goes to show you: you get into a tinkle contest with a skunk, you get tinkle all over you.”

What does a skunk have to do with anything?


2058, 11 December 2018


  1. MjM

    Correction: “tickle contest”.

    A strange euphemism she has used before…

    “I’d rather spend the money on the candidates who win than getting into a tickle contest with a skunk over this stuff.” –

    I would guess that pee would be the least of your worries should you, for some reason, attempt to tickle a skunk.

    But that is the addled mind of Nancy Polosi.

  2. Kevin Scheunemann

    Pelosi got sprayed and it was awesome!

    How long I have waited for Republicans to put liberals in their proper place!

    Trump is a rock star!

  3. Pat

    I have no idea why Don the Con is demanding tax payers pay for his wall. After all, Mexico was going to pay for it. Waiting for promises made, promises kept on that one from the great negotiator.

  4. Pat

    From Don the Con in 2013
    “A shutdown means the President is weak”- Donald Trump. “A shutdown falls on the Presidents lack of leadership”- Donald Trump.

  5. jjf

    Who knew the B&S blog would enjoy talking about “tinkle contests”?

  6. dad29

    Pat, you’re kinda weak, as always.

    The country needs a wall.  Mexico will be paying for it–not to worry–but not up-front.

    However, if you disagree, feel free to emigrate (polite term for Get the Hell Out of Here) to wherever, assuming they’ll take you.

  7. Le Roi du Nord

    Per 45 we are building it right now (we aren’t), so any claim that we need one, or that Mexico will pay for it is bogus as well.


  8. jjf

    Do you know how walls work?

    When the Mexicans heard about Trump’s proposal, at first they were angry, but then they said “We’ll get over it.”

  9. Pat


    What is the plan for Mexico to pay for the wall???

  10. Pat

    Crickets (as expected)

  11. Kevin Scheunemann


    I’m for keeping the crickets out with the wall as well. So we should make it nice and high.

    Feel better?

  12. Pat

    Still waiting to hear how Mexico is paying for the wall.

  13. Kevin Scheunemann

    I’m fine with building it and billing them.

  14. Pat

    And what’s the plan for getting them to pay?

  15. Kevin Scheunemann

    Threaten to cut off US tourism.

    We do that. Mexico is done as a country.

  16. Pat

    That’s the Presidents plan? Cut off tourism? For some reason I think your lying about that.

  17. jjf

    “Cut off tourism”?  Sounds like you hate freedom.

  18. Merlin

    Politics aside, who the hell still vacations in Mexico? They’ve slowly devolved into cartel war zones along the border and security even at their resort destinations has become iffy.

  19. Kevin Scheunemann


    You asked how to get it done.

    That is one way.

    You just don’t want the Wall.

  20. jjf

    Why not a one hundred foot wall?

  21. dad29

    Gee, Pat.  I’m sorry your feeeeeelllz were hurt when I didn’t jump into a response immediately.

    Are you better now?  Did your Mom give you some cookies and warm milk to make it all better?

    In the near future, you’ll see a couple of changes to the manufacturing/tariff landscape between the US and Mexico.  You’ll also see some changes to the remittances schemes.


  22. jjf

    Gosh, Dad29, having a hard time with the Christ-like strivings, are you?  Infantilizing someone because they disagree with you about ideas?

  23. Pat


    Then instead of billing the tax payers, use all that money the US will be getting from the changes to the tariff landscape and the remittance schemes. Looks like Don the Con isn’t going to be able to get the votes to fund it anyway. Or, why don’t all of you tin foil hat warriors reach into your own pockets and fund it yourselves. I’m sure Don the Con would pay you back with interest.

    Oh, and don’t worry, a dilutional person like you isn’t capable of hurting my feelings.

  24. dad29

    Well, then, I’ll simply dilute your feelzz.

    The Chief Executive will have the money and the US will have border security.  Nancy and Shoepolish prefer drugs, prostitution, and sex trafficking, just like they have at home in DC.

    They will lose and the country will win.

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