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1925, 06 Oct 23

Customs Destroys Giraffe Feces Destined to be Jewelry

And thus, the internet ended.

A box of giraffe feces was confiscated and destroyed by U.S. Customs and Border Protection after a woman brought it back from a trip to Kenya and planned to make necklaces out of the excrement.

Perhaps she should have come through the southern border where she wouldn’t have been harassed.


1925, 06 October 2023

1 Comment

  1. Jason

    Haven’t you heard? Stain Collector In Chief is building a wall now. Fucking left is going nuts.

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