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0743, 23 Aug 23

Drunk Teacher Removed From Class on First Day

Clearly, she has some issues.

A third grade teacher has been arrested for being ‘drunk on the job’ after staff pulled her out of the classroom asking her to explain why she had a cup allegedly filled with wine.


Kimberly Coates, 53, was teaching her class at Perkins-Tyron Intermediate School in Oklahoma when she was taken out of her classroom on the first day of term to meet with the school’s superintendent and a police officer.


After drawn-out questioning that saw her take a breathalyzer test and continually deny she had consumed alcohol at school, she eventually admitted she had drunk half a box of wine until 3am earlier that morning.


0743, 23 August 2023


  1. Merlin

    It took a half box of preparation for the very first day? Apparently Miss Kimberly just can’t even with the little vermin anymore. I’m not entirely unsympathetic, but that’s not going to look good on the resume.

  2. Tuerqas

    She’ll still be able to retire in 2 years on full pension.

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