I firmly believe that “fashion designers” have an annual contest to see who can come up with the most obnoxious fashion fad. The winner gets to extort millions of dollars from wannabe cool people.
That is how we ended up with these wastes of perfectly good plastic:

And then, if that wasn’t bad enough, this poor man was hired to attempt to man-naise the phenomenon:

He has since sought help for the newly-developed compulsion to constantly wash his feet and for his sudden aversion to Tupperware.
So I was relieved to see that, God bless America, Crocs are finally ovah.
Until I saw a commercial for these. Not Crocs, but even worse: Crocs knock-offs.
This, my friends, is a shoe for women, grown up women:

Mother of crap. Will it ever end?