There Has to Be a Rule About This Somewhere

I just saw a commercial for something or other TMJ4 related.  I don’t know what the commercial was about because my eyes were frozen in horror at the site of Lance Allan dancing goofily, then leaning forward and cupping his ear like a World War II Era “Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy”-type singer. 

Mother of crap!  What was that all about?  Wait.  I don’t think I want to know.  Just make it stop.  For the love of all that is Green and Gold. Make. It. Stop.