Monday, March 08, 2010

Woman Crashes Car While Shaving

I agree with the Spring City Chronicle.... “There is a cornucopia, nay, a veritable plethora, of things wrong with the next two sentences:”

Megan Mariah Barnes, 37, crashed into another vehicle on Cudjoe Key after giving her ex-husband the wheel as she shaved her private parts.

Barnes was driving to meet her boyfriend in Key West and told authorities she wanted to be “ready for the visit,” WJZ.com reported.

Of course, there’s this too:

Barnes should not have been driving in the first place. The day before the accident, she had been convicted and sentenced to nine months of probation for DUI and driving with a suspended license.

Her license was revoked for five years and she was ordered to get her car impounded.

(7) Comments
Posted by Owen at 1236 hrs
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  1. I was going to say that this is useless without pics, but then I did a little research… thanks Owen, for not posting pics…. GAG

    Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on March 08, 2010 at 1626 hrs


  2. OK, let me make sure I got this straight.  She was driving in her 1995 Ford Thunderbird with her ex-husband while shaving her crotch on the way to visit her boyfriend?  AND, after the accident, she convinced her ex to switch seats in the car and pretend he was driving???

    After which, the three of them would have headed to a taping of the Jerry Springer Show, RIGHT???  Got it…

    Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on March 08, 2010 at 1638 hrs


  3. Now I know why I found this article from “The Onion” humorous:

    “20,000 Tons Of Pubic Hair Trimmed In Preparation For Valentine’s Day”

    http://www.theonion.com/content/news/20_000_tons_of_pubic_hair_trimmed

    Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on March 08, 2010 at 1745 hrs


  4. No, laker, the ex was supposed to be steering from shotgun while she shaved. Since she already doesn’t have a license, he needs to get enough tickets for being a complete fool that he isn’t on the road either (failure to maintain control of vehicle is a start).

    Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on March 08, 2010 at 1855 hrs


  5. Women shaving their junk is fine by me.  Women driving Thunderbirds is a-ok also.  But simultaneously?  The twain never should meet.

    Posted by scott on March 08, 2010 at 1912 hrs


  6. Assuming this was on US1 down in the Keys, I’m not surprised. You see a bunch of crazies in the Keys, US1 is tiny with tons of entrances and exits, and traffic is nuts even under the best of conditions.

    Florida is a lot like Alaska: it’s a deadender state, where folks who can’t make it elsewhere go to get a fresh start and wind up failing even more spectacularly.

    Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on March 09, 2010 at 1422 hrs


  7. Probably while driving maintain a economic speed for our safeness and must follow the traffic rules for secure and I agree with all other information and the above article story looks like princess diana crashes story and great stuff…

    Posted by car insurance company on April 06, 2010 at 1521 hrs


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