When Pit Bulls Attack

Wow.

A 54-year-old man suffered serious bites to both forearms and both legs and lost genital parts when he was attacked by two Pit Bull Terriers that had escaped from a fenced yard, according to Milwaukee police.

The dogs went after the wrong kind of kibbles and bits. 

1. Parts is not parts.

   Posted by on June 09, 2008 at 1244 hrs




2. There was a news story about ten years ago.  A man was in a car with a woman, um, let’s say steaming up the windows but good.  A K-9 cop knocked on the window, the guy runs, naked.  the K-9 catches up and bites the man in his snausage.

   He later told police, from his hospital bed, that he ran because he didn’t know how to explain the situation to his wife, who was not the woman in the car.

   How is he going to explain the fang marks?

   Posted by capper on June 09, 2008 at 2103 hrs




3. I told her I had a problem with the electric stapler at work.

   Posted by on June 09, 2008 at 2107 hrs




4. Maybe they just wanted to play ball.

   Posted by on June 09, 2008 at 2117 hrs