I wonder if there’s treasure in there...
Unicorns exist and look no further than an ancient burial site in North Korea for proof, according to the latest bit of fantastic news to emerge from the secretive dictatorship.
North Korean archaeologists “have recently reconfirmed a lair of the unicorn rode by King Tongmyong,” reports the state news outlet, Korean Central News Agency.
“A rectangular rock carved with words ‘Unicorn Lair’ stands in front of the lair. The carved words are believed to date back to the period of Koryo Kingdom (918-1392),” the article states.
Pegasi are brutes. Don’t you know that it’s Unicorns who bring sophistication and culture to the world?
If future archeologists discover a sign that says “Magic Kingdom,” perhaps they’ll decide that their ancestors truly understood how to do real magic?
“I can call spirits from the vasty deep!” said Glendower ...