UN Climate Chief Suggests Eating Less Meat

One word…. NO.

People should consider eating less meat as a way of combating global warming, says the UN’s top climate scientist.

Rajendra Pachauri, who chairs the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC), will make the call at a speech in London on Monday evening.

UN figures suggest that meat production puts more greenhouse gases into the atmosphere than transport.

1. blah, blah, blah, global warming.  blah, blah, blah, we’ll all die

   
   mmmmmm - steak

   Posted by (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on September 07, 2008 at 1554 hrs




2. 1) We live in the upper Midwest.
   2) The temperature has been going down for the last decade, not up.
   3) Solar data indicates further lowering of the temperature is likely.
   4) Human civilizations have done far better when the temperature is warmer.
   5) Even if there is AGW, mitigation of its effects would cost far less than preventing AGW.
   6) Methane is a far more potent greenhouse gas than carbon dioxide.

   Therefore: EAT MEAT!

   Posted by (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on September 07, 2008 at 1628 hrs




3. Yeah - I’ll get right on that.

   Are we having brats tonight?

   Posted by (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on September 07, 2008 at 1747 hrs




4. No, you know what, if there’s a group of selective eaters that the environmentalist whackos need to go after, it’s VEGETARIANS. These @$$holes are the ones killing and eating all the plants that use CO2 and produce breathable oxygen. Maybe we’d have less greenhouse gasses if these jerks would leave the plants alone!

   Not only that, but the more beef we eat, the less cows there will be to release methane into the air!

   EAT MEAT!

   Posted by Josh Schroeder on September 07, 2008 at 1754 hrs




5. Big Environmental.  Use it early, use it often.

   I had a couple nice Italian sausages for din-din….grilled…..with charcoal.

   Oh, yeah…all indications are a cold winter.

   Posted by Steve on September 07, 2008 at 1825 hrs




6. VEGETARIAN:  Native American word for bad hunter.

   Posted by (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on September 07, 2008 at 1826 hrs




7. The Guy from India “Rajendra Pachauri” saying not to eat the religiously sacred cow. Go figure!

   Big Environmental, that has a nice ring to it.

   Posted by (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on September 07, 2008 at 1928 hrs




8. 3) Solar data indicates further lowering of the temperature is likely.

   What?  The sun has nothing to do with the temperature of the Earth!

   I baked wings tonight.  In an oven.  They were good.

   Posted by HeatherRadish on September 07, 2008 at 2054 hrs




9. Nice one, Josh. Good point.

   Posted by jimi on September 07, 2008 at 2129 hrs




10. Heather you should try it on the charcoal grill someday. mmm bbq wings on the grill.

    Now I want to fire up the smoker…

    Posted by (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on September 08, 2008 at 0809 hrs




11. In a word, VENISON!

    Posted by (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on September 08, 2008 at 0925 hrs




12. Venison on the grill.  Brilliant!

    Posted by (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on September 08, 2008 at 0927 hrs




13. My favorite t-shirt seen recently:  Meat is Murder. Tasty, Tasty Murder.

    Posted by (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on September 08, 2008 at 1002 hrs




14. My favorite t-shirt seen recently:  Meat is Murder. Tasty, Tasty Murder.

    That reminds me of Homer Simpson’s famous line… “Au jour, not quite gravy, not quite blood.” 

    Posted by (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on September 08, 2008 at 1132 hrs




15. Yup, Venison. Especially if you are outa duck, goose, grouse, turkey, squirrel, bear, walleye, bluegil, northern, and crappie.
    I hear wild hog is fantastic.
    Kill it and grill it.
    Moose steak coming soon to the White House menu!!

    Posted by (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on September 08, 2008 at 1435 hrs




16. We should invite Mr. Pachauri to a dinner hosted by Ted Nugent. 

    That would be fun..

    Posted by (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on September 08, 2008 at 1643 hrs