Thursday, August 14, 2008

Restraining Order for Noisy Sex

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A British man has been banned from visiting his girlfriend’s home after neighbors complained about noisy sex, a local official said Thursday.

A court barred Adam Hinton, 32, from being within 110 yards of his 29-year-old girlfriend Kerry Norris’ apartment, Brighton and Hove City Council spokesman Mike Taggart said.

Residents of Norris’s publicly owned home had been complaining since 2006 about thumping music, banging headboards and screamed obscenities, Taggart said.

...I thought that the NHS was recommending sexercise!?!?

The NHS has some new advice for people struggling to schedule a fitness routine into their daily lives - a workout between the sheets.
According to the NHS Direct website, “sexercise” can lower the risk of heart attacks and helps people live longer.

Endorphins released during orgasm stimulate immune system cells, which also helps target illnesses like cancer, as well as wrinkles, it states.

(2) Comments
Posted by Owen at 2027 hrs
Foreign Affairs + Law

  1. Another blow…er, setback…against personal freedom in Britain.

    Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on August 14, 2008 at 2154 hrs


  2. This little blurb reminds me of an old joke I heard on a British comedy show called ‘The Two Ronnies’.  It was about someone complaining about his noisy neighbors to the bobbies.  He claimed that this couple would come in and sing a communist hymn, then fix supper (complete with accompanying pans banging about), then romp about the apartment, and then take a naughty bath.

    “Cor…That’s a bit much to say,” says one bobbie, the other bobbie said:

    “Officer Penfold, we have a case of Hammer and Sickle, cheese and pickle, slap and tickle, bubble and squeak!”  (This last line was delivered at a verbal speed that’d do a disclaimer announcer proud).

    Odd, British comedy meets reality. rolleyes

    Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on August 15, 2008 at 1946 hrs


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