A northwest Indiana man was arrested early this morning near Portage for driving with a blood-alcohol level almost four times the state’s legal limit of .08 percent.
“Dude, I do this every night; I’m straight up and not drunk!” Zachary R. Duis told an Indiana state trooper after he was pulled over, police said.
He should consider running for the Indiana State Assembly.
If we just scribble more magic words on pieces of paper this wouldn’t have happened. We need new magic words!