Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Relba

Here’s some insight if you plan to hit on Jessica Alba anytime soon.

Jessica Alba—ranked No. 2 on this year’s “Hot 100” list by Maxim magazine—has a rebellious side.

“I love challenging authority,” the 26-year-old actress tells InStyle in its June issue, on newsstands Friday. “It probably wasn’t easy being my parents. The second somebody says ‘no’ to me is the second I’m going to jump up and say ‘yes!’ “

Here are some potential pickup lines…

“You can’t possibly drink all 14 shots of tequila.”

“You are not allowed to have your way with me.”

“There’s no way you will dance on the bar nekkid.”

Just making some helpful suggestions…

(4) Comments
Posted by Owen at 1948 hrs
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  1. The state budget and Jessica Alba.  What more could you want in a blog?

    Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on May 22, 2007 at 2001 hrs


  2. You.

    Posted by Owen on May 22, 2007 at 2008 hrs


  3. I am very happily married.

    I am very happily married.

    I am very happily married.

    .....

    Posted by Michael Caughill on May 22, 2007 at 2035 hrs


  4. The best quote I ever heard about Jessica Alba was on dlisted.com:

    “I hereby renounce my heterosexuality”

    Posted by phel on May 22, 2007 at 2112 hrs


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