Sunday, March 14, 2010

Racial Bigotry Not Keeping Pace

Troubling.

A coalition of the nation’s most fervent bigots convened in Washington Monday to address growing concerns that the production of hateful new racial slurs has failed to keep pace with the rise in mixed-race births.

According to representatives from the American Racists and Bigots Council (ARBC), the growing number of children born to parents of different ethnicities has posed a real challenge to the nation’s hate-speech developers—a challenge they say threatens their way of life.

“The world is changing, and we, the hateful and ignorant of America, need to change with it,” ARBC chairman Tom Branson said at a rally Monday. “The time has come for our ugly, intolerant rhetoric to step into the 21st century. Our disgusting, dehumanizing slurs simply must reflect the terrifying new global society we now live in.”

(4) Comments
Posted by Owen at 2240 hrs
Culture

  1. you meant to categorize this under “humor”, no?

    Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on March 14, 2010 at 2341 hrs


  2. I would think so, considering the source (Onion)

    Posted by Steve on March 15, 2010 at 0417 hrs


  3. yeah, sometimes, you just KNOW a link it leading to the Onion

    Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on March 15, 2010 at 0755 hrs


  4. Didn’t have to click the link to know this was an Onion Headline.  I remember the first time I saw an onion, was steamed at some headline on it….read a rather long article, thinking what dunces, until I figured it out.  STill love to leave copies in places where I don’t think people might know about the onion.

    Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on March 16, 2010 at 1322 hrs


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