Paris in Stripes

Say what you want… that’s brilliant marketing. 

While the real Paris Hilton started a jail stretch in Los Angeles Monday for driving on a suspended license, her wax work dummy in New York was also getting into the prison spirit with a new wardrobe.
Madame Tussaud’s took the opportunity to dress the celebrity socialite’s wax mannequin up in a black and white striped prison suit, instead of the low cut tank top and turquoise sweat suit she is normally seen in.

A spokeswoman said Hilton’s dummy would stay in prison garb for as long as her real-life counterpart, who could spend up to 45 days in jail.

1. Dude! Total man hands!!!!!!!!! Ick!

   Posted by Fuzz on June 05, 2007 at 0029 hrs




2. See?  I told you that horizontal stripes make anyone look fat.

   Posted by (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on June 05, 2007 at 0832 hrs




3. After my alderman (Henningson) was convicted of felony sloppy book-keeping, he showed up at a neighborhood gathering and announced that he had been measured that day for his orange jumpsuit. Made it sound like it would be bespoke tailored.

   Posted by triticale on June 05, 2007 at 1206 hrs