Sunday, August 26, 2007

Owen Wilson Not Anatomically Correct

Not to be too cornholio, but how many “left wrists” does Owen Wilson have?

Actor Owen Wilson was hospitalized after attempting suicide, sources tell the NATIONAL ENQUIRER and Star magazine exclusively.

Wilson was transported to St. John’s hospital in Santa Monica , Calif. on Sunday, August 26, by ambulance. Sources tell the ENQUIRER and Star that he sliced his left wrists and took an indeterminate amount of pills.

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Posted by Owen at 2154 hrs
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  1. You read the National Enquirer?

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