Saturday, August 09, 2008

Overheard While Watching the Olympics

“OMG!  She has eyebrow muffin top!”

“You know why Phelps rocks?  Because he keeps his hair.  He doesn’t look like some freak science experiment.”

“She tattooed his number on his back?  Obsessive much?”

“Wow.  She’s going to kick some ass.”

“His [Phelps’] hat looks like it’s going to shoot off his head.  [slurping sound]”

“Dum-du-dum-de-dum.  I had my brain sucked out so I could swim faster.”

“Did you ever notice that swimmers’ nipples are unusually dark?”

“Dude’s wearing a girls’ cheerleading outfit.”

“That’s an unfortunate close-up.”  Followed by “He has something in his ear.”

“The silver medal is pretty cool.  Looks like a Krispy Creme.”

 

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