Ouch.
Instead of slowing down after being shot with a tranquilizer dart, a moose charged a hovering helicopter used by a wildlife biologist, damaging the aircraft’s tail rotor and forcing it to the ground.
Neither the pilot nor the biologist was injured, but the moose was maimed by the spinning rotor and had to be euthanized, wildlife officials said.
...And now helicopters will be banned from all wildlife areas.
Or maybe wildlife biologists that don’t know to get out of the way of 1000 pound moose until the tranqs take effect.
Christ another heeeeeliocopter down. It’s a damned quaqmire, Get us out now!