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Miss Teen USA Pageant Hilarity

Hope she did well in the swimsuit competition…

 

Posted by Jed at 1955 hrs
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1. So, who thinks she can find the US on a map?

   Posted by Shana on August 26, 2007 at 2000 hrs
   
   
   

2. What I find disturbing is that even after that round, Miss West Virginia still couldn’t beat her.  I’m curious to see her answer.

   Posted by Bitter on August 26, 2007 at 2004 hrs
   
   
   

3. ”...what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”

   Heh.

   Posted by Jed on August 26, 2007 at 2009 hrs
   
   
   

4. Like… (giggles) What’s a map?

   Posted by BadgerBlogger on August 26, 2007 at 2039 hrs
   
   
   

5. It would be to easy to mention “blonde”.
   Public or Private education?
   The emcee looked like he darn near had a hernia from breaking out laughting.
   Great question and all she could spount were liberal terms.  Seems like that happens around here.

   Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on August 26, 2007 at 2041 hrs
   
   
   

6. “May God have mercy on my “soul”?????????

   What is yew bee preachin, brutha jed. OOOOHHH eey!

   She a red state girl, dont yew give her a sassy know it all, or yer name aint Jed.

   Praise God for victory an’ Dubya!

   I gots to ax yew a question:

   If Dubya was seleceted, not elected in 2000, does that mean we can run Dubya for a “second term” in 2008? Read yer constoosion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

   Dubya is the bess presdent ever! Nex tuh Jezzuahz Crisse hisseff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

   bein’ right wing so much fun! Wanna move tuh Texas. Git all o em progresivistas out of SE Wesconsin an in tuh SE tennasee, as god commands.

   SE Wesconsin Reps bunch a FOOLS! GiT outta here!

   SE Wesconsin Reps gonna dye till dey blak—yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

   Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on August 26, 2007 at 2052 hrs
   
   
   

7. antwone, if that is your real name, I’d call you an idiot, but that will insult idiots everywhere.  Otherwise, we have a troll amongst our midst.

   Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on August 26, 2007 at 2343 hrs
   
   
   

8. Gotta admit, the guy holding the mic did manage to keep a nearly straight face.  I don’t think I could have done that. 

   I think we need to set up a map fund to send to this girl

   Posted by Shana on August 27, 2007 at 0727 hrs
   
   
   

9. The emcee is Mario Lopez from Save By the Bell and accussed (and convicted? can’t remeber) of sexual assult fame.  He did not laugh because he is also that stupid. I’ve seen the guy in interviews back when he had a career - you could say he is dumb as a box of rocks but I think that would insult the rocks.

   Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on August 27, 2007 at 0931 hrs
   
   
   

10. At least she’s in a scholarship pageant.  I’d say if she won anything, it would definately go to the needy.

    Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on August 27, 2007 at 1040 hrs
    
    
    

11. Says her web: “Caitlin Upton is a 17-year-old senior at Lexington High School.  Caitlin values her faith, family and friends.  She is actively involved in her school, as well as in the community.  Her interest and talents include: sports, graphic design, professional modeling and community service.”

    Posted by John Foust on August 27, 2007 at 1044 hrs
    
    
    

12. If she made the top 5, I’d hate to see the bottom 5’s responses.

    Posted by jim spice on August 27, 2007 at 1137 hrs
    
    
    

13. Maybe they should have just asked her to spell “U.S.”

    Posted by Mr. Pelican Pants on August 27, 2007 at 1207 hrs
    
    
    

14. People magazine is reporting: “Upton is described as a varsity athlete and student leader at Lexington High School, where she graduated in June with a 3.5 GPA.”

    3.5 GPA, wow!

    Posted by KT on August 27, 2007 at 2217 hrs
    
    
    

15. I know nerves play a part in these answers, but c’mon!  What do kids in South Africa and Iraq have to do with Americans finding their own country on a map?!  My 3 year old can find our country on a map!

    Posted by Shana on August 27, 2007 at 2253 hrs
    
    
    

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