Sunday, October 19, 2008

Michigan Man Arrested for Sex with Vacuum

Um… ok. 

THOMAS TOWNSHIP, Mich. – Police say a Michigan man has been arrested after “receiving sexual favors from a vacuum” at a car wash.

The Saginaw News reports the 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was arrested Thursday in Saginaw County’s Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.

Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger says a resident called to report suspicious activity at the car wash about 6:45 a.m. An officer approached on foot and caught the man in the act.

(8) Comments
Posted by Owen at 1610 hrs
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  1. That just sucks

    Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on October 19, 2008 at 1622 hrs


  2. Ow. Son of a ... that’s gonna leave a mark. A little Tommy Boy lingo, there.

    Posted by Peter on October 19, 2008 at 1702 hrs


  3. I wonder if it was one of those vacuums that you have to pay 25 or 50 cents to use.  Then it might be soliciting a prostitute.

    Posted by Nick on October 19, 2008 at 1705 hrs


  4. What I’m not clear about is… ummm… was he “giving” or “receiving?”  Those nozzles are awfully large, but… oh, I’m not going to go there.

    Posted by Owen on October 19, 2008 at 1711 hrs


  5. At least it is clean, and the likelyhood of disease is small.

    Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on October 20, 2008 at 1029 hrs


  6. This guy is insane… big time!

    Posted by mitch@ teak furniture on October 21, 2008 at 1106 hrs


  7. OMG! What the hell was he thinking?

    Posted by Blue Home Accessories on October 30, 2008 at 0902 hrs


  8. You would think he could have a monogamous relationship with his own wet/dry vac at home.  What if he were to bring a virus to the sweetheart in his own closet?  Geez, home vacs are such low maintenance ‘special friends’ that you would think he would not have to cheat.  I guess he just thought the sucker back home would never find out.  Maybe he was just seduced by the size and power of the stranger abroad.  Or maybe it was a publicity stunt to bring the hot issue of man/vac marriage more sharply in to focus.

    Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on October 31, 2008 at 0713 hrs


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