Monday, July 21, 2008

Men Go to Jail For Setting Friend’s Crotch On Fire

Ouch.

Two practical jokers are behind bars for setting their passed-out drinking buddy’s crotch ablaze while boozing in Grover Beach. Matthew Craig Pillers and Jack Brent Nicholas Keiffer pleaded no contest to a felony great bodily injury charge.

Prosecutors say the 22-year-old Pillers, a parolee, was sentenced to two years in prison and the 19-year-old Keiffer got 45 days in San Luis Obispo County jail.

Elliot Tuleja was passed out when the men poured cologne on the man’s groin and set him on fire on Jan. 18. Tuleja had second-degree burns on his testicles.

(9) Comments
Posted by Owen at 2042 hrs
Off-Duty

  1. this reminds me a lot about something one of our counselors did at summer camp in 1996 (immediately followed by his being fired).

    I only wish this event had been youtubed :(

    Posted by State Street Shirt Company on July 21, 2008 at 2052 hrs


  2. careful who you drink with

    Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on July 21, 2008 at 2103 hrs


  3. It should surprize no one that “alcohol was a factor”.

    Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on July 21, 2008 at 2123 hrs


  4. And these were his friends??

    I’d hate to see the people that didn’t like him - I wonder what they would do?

    Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on July 21, 2008 at 2133 hrs


  5. Was the song, “Great Balls of Fire” playing at the time?

    Posted by capper on July 21, 2008 at 2223 hrs


  6. Capper, that song crossed my mind after reading Owen’s post.  This also proves the old motto:  100% @$$hole, just add alcohol.  smirk

    Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on July 22, 2008 at 2006 hrs


  7. At least it got rid of his case of the crabs.

    Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on July 22, 2008 at 2216 hrs


  8. Prosecutors say the 22-year-old Pillers, a parolee, was sentenced to two years in prison and the 19-year-old Keiffer got 45 days in San Luis Obispo County jail. is that true?

    Posted by ram on August 01, 2008 at 0740 hrs


  9. Is it true that the prosecutors said it?  Yes, they did in fact say it.  raspberry

    Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on August 01, 2008 at 0956 hrs


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