Sunday, January 13, 2008

Jenna Jameson Retires

I’m pretty sure that such a resignation and retort would be ideal for politicians too. 

Jenna Jameson stunned an auditorium full of porn stars and adult entertainment peeps at the AVN Awards in Vegas on Saturday night when she unexpectedly announced that she was retiring from the biz.

“Honesty is key,” she said. “I will never ever ever spread my legs again in this industry. Ever!”

Jameson’s announcement was met with boos from the audience.

The porn star presented the crossover award to Stormy Daniels, who said, “Well I plan on spreading my legs for this industry for quite some time.”

(3) Comments
Posted by Owen at 1913 hrs
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  1. The ironic thing is, Jenna’s “Signature move” didn’t involve any leg spreading.  I mean, according to Wikipedia.

    Posted by scott on January 13, 2008 at 2053 hrs


  2. Once in every generation there comes a truly great retirement quote…

    “Fans, for the past two weeks you have been reading about the bad break I got. Yet today I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of this earth.”

    “You won’t have Dick Nixon to kick around anymore”

    “I will never ever ever spread my legs again in this industry. Ever!”

    Posted by Keith on January 14, 2008 at 0648 hrs


  3. I will never ever ever spread my legs again in this industry. Ever

    Boy, so that is the quote?  Not how it was reported in our Las Vegas paper!!

    Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on January 15, 2008 at 0059 hrs


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