It was -14.1 degrees with 30 MPH winds when I got up this morning. Complete the following sentence:
It’s colder than a…
...minute with HRC.
... night with Giselle after the Super Bowl.
A famous quote from Burgess Meredith in “Grumpy Old Men” comes to mind….
...here in Texas, where it’s currently 53, on it’s way to 70.
Sorry…
the mammary glands of a sorceress.
well digger’s ass in the Klondike?
witches tit in a brass bra?
Sunday in hell?
penguin’s willy on the shady side of an iceberg?
Hillary Clinton staring at Obama.
Ah, those were the days. I lived in Iowa for sixteen years, and many’s the winter day I recall with a shudder. I do remember one guy’s remark one winter day when we finally got in to work: “I just shoveled 14 inches of ‘partly cloudy’ off my driveway.” ![]()
It’s colder than taking in slurpee while walking with your feet wet at a beach at midnight. But i do love the cold weather. More conducive to thinking and working out.
My sentence: Colder than an empty house when you come home at night.
It’s colder than nobody greets you on your birthday.
Colder than a b’rass monkey! It’s so cold, lawyers and politicians are keeping their hands in their own pockets!