Gimme All Your Money So I Can Buy a Ski Mask

Maybe my mad bank robbing skilz are outdated, but I think this guy messed up.

Dude chose the wrong winter hat.  It’s a ski mask, smartypants, not a knit cap.  You’re going to draw attention to yourself whether you wear a knit cap or a ski mask when it’s 80º outside, might as well conceal your identity while you’re at it.

At any rate, if this guy is the “shy, quiet guy who keeps to himself” in your neighborhood, Milwaukee police at (414) 935-7360.

1. What is it about hats lately - thinking of the guy who got decapitated at Six Flags Amusement park this past weekend -supposedly he went into a restricted area to retrieve his cap & got whacked by the ride.  Being dead is reason enough to not need a cap anymore - losing his head is reason #2.  For some reason, I think this fellow shares the same intellectual qualities.

   Just wondering too, has pantyhose fallen out of favor for use as a mask?  Can’t remember the last time I saw a security picture of someone doing a holdup wearing pantyhose.

   Posted by on July 02, 2008 at 1205 hrs




2. Speaking of hats and Six Flags, when I worked there, we had to go under the coasters at the end of the day and pick up all the hats and other stuff people dropped.  People used to lose their hair extensions on coasters, too.  Gross.

   Posted by on July 02, 2008 at 1222 hrs




3. Hey, speaking of wearing pantyhose (on one’s head while doing a robbery), what gives with this fool?

   MJS Newswatch

   Man clad in underwear arrested in robbery

   A 37-year-old Hartford man who police say robbed a gas station Tuesday and then tried to get away dressed only in his underwear—with the stolen loot and a pack of cigarettes stuffed inside—is expected to be charged today with armed robbery, Washington County District Attorney Todd Martens said.

   Posted by on July 09, 2008 at 1239 hrs