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Funny Out of Context Quotes…

...courtesy of the Detroit Lions:

“We advertised for a quarterback on Craigslist, but no one answered, so we just had Matt.” [Coach Jim Schwartz]

Third string quarterback Matt Stafford on the injuries of the 1st and 2nd string qbs:

“No—this isn’t a situation where I’m pushing people down the stairs,”

This one really brought on the giggles:

Schwartz could use one of his current players—Nick Harris or Derrick Williams—as an emergency quarterback. Harris seemed startled by the idea of switching from punter to quarterback.

“I’ve never played quarterback in my life…”

After 0-16 last year, there’s only one way for them to go.

Posted by Wendy at 2146 hrs
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