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Dreaming of Warmer Days

Posted by Owen at 1702 hrs
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1. We don’t need any more pictures of topless Miss USAs.

   Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on May 14, 2009 at 1913 hrs
   
   
   

2. Any whiter and you might be translucent.

   Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on May 14, 2009 at 2048 hrs
   
   
   

3. Actually, that’s not me.  That’s the guy behind me.

   Posted by Owen on May 14, 2009 at 2057 hrs
   
   
   

4. Aren’t you supposed to take the sweater OFF when at the beach?

   Posted by The Chad on May 14, 2009 at 2240 hrs
   
   
   

5. I wish I could

   Posted by Owen on May 14, 2009 at 2247 hrs
   
   
   

6. The sweater is the newly fashionable extension of the Van Dyck..  All the Hollywood types are trying to emulate it, but they are physically unable to achieve its greatness.

   Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on May 14, 2009 at 2308 hrs
   
   
   

7. What is with the blue penises in the background?

   Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on May 15, 2009 at 0836 hrs
   
   
   

8. TUERQAS you get an A+ on the Rorschach test.

   Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on May 15, 2009 at 1028 hrs
   
   
   

9. Well, they were just so big, and so blue… It was disturbing… and yes, I need help.

   Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on May 15, 2009 at 1036 hrs
   
   
   

10. If blue penes are your thing, be sure to catch the movie Watchmen. Personally. I’d rather see a few shots of Wendy on the beach.

    Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on May 15, 2009 at 1124 hrs
    
    
    

11. Oh Owen - you are a lucky man…

    Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on May 16, 2009 at 0935 hrs
    
    
    

12. Look at the bright side Owen! If you ever need a follicle transplant you’ll have plenty to work with! 

    Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on May 20, 2009 at 1518 hrs
    
    
    

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