“Dr. Death” Running for Congress

Seriously.  Dr. Kevorkian is running for Congress in Michigan.

Let’s come up with some campaign slogans for him, shall we?

I’ll start:

“Kevorkian 2008:  This Won’t Hurt a Bit”

“Doing it Backwards:  I’ve Already Been to Prison”

“If I Do a Bad Job I’ll Put Myself Out of Your Misery”

1. “No Need for Medicaid Funding Here”

   Posted by (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on March 12, 2008 at 1618 hrs




2. “Get out and Vote ‘08: Or Else.”

   Posted by (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on March 12, 2008 at 1631 hrs




3. “Kevorkian: Because there’s nothing more certain than death and taxes”.

   Posted by (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on March 12, 2008 at 1655 hrs




4. “I’m 79 and pro-euthanasia, if you don’t like me pull the plug”

   Posted by (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on March 12, 2008 at 1734 hrs




5. Vote for me. Or I kill you!

   Posted by Michael J. Cheaney on March 12, 2008 at 1845 hrs




6. Vote for me and I’ll make it legal to kill more than just fetus’s.

   Posted by (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on March 12, 2008 at 1929 hrs




7. Because Washington needs a shot in the arm.

   Posted by Aaron on March 12, 2008 at 1932 hrs




8. Shame, Shame.

   Good though

   Posted by (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on March 12, 2008 at 2135 hrs




9. Kevorkian ‘08: Because everyone else in DC is ALREADY DEAD!

   Posted by (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on March 12, 2008 at 2142 hrs




10. Making slogans for him is pointless.  Obviously he has no chance of winning because he believes in personal freedom.

    Posted by jesusisjustalrightwithme on March 13, 2008 at 1334 hrs