Monday, December 22, 2008

DeWalt 16-D Rapid Fire

I want one. 

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A new Nail Gun, made by Dewalt, has just been introduced. It can drive a 16-D nail through a 2 X 4 at 200 yards. This makes construction a breeze. You can sit in your lawn chair and build a fence. Just get your wife to hold the fence boards in place while you sit back and relax with a cold beer. When she has the board in the right place, just fire away. With the hundred round magazine, you can build the fence with a minimum of reloading. After a day of fence building with the new Dewalt Rapid fire nail gun, the wife will not ask you to build or fix anything else again.

(Yes, before you Snopes me… I know this is not real.) 

 

(9) Comments
Posted by Owen at 0744 hrs
Firearms + Technology

  1. Snoop would have loved this in “The Wire.”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gE-uY7P3pe4

    Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on December 22, 2008 at 1224 hrs


  2. I have one. Some advice . . . don’t try it on upholstery!

    Posted by jimi on December 22, 2008 at 1243 hrs


  3. Is it rifled for Drywall Screws?

    Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on December 22, 2008 at 1513 hrs


  4. Do I need a Federal Firearms License in order to purchase?

    Posted by Chris on December 22, 2008 at 1847 hrs


  5. After a day of fence building with the new Dewalt Rapid fire nail gun, the wife will not ask you to build or fix anything else again.

    I’m guessing she’ll still be on the fence for a while….

    Posted by MommaBlogger on December 23, 2008 at 1903 hrs


  6. Is Wendy on board (bad pun, I know) with this?

    tongue wink

    Posted by hsgbdmama on December 23, 2008 at 1908 hrs


  7. Do I need a Federal Firearms License in order to purchase?

    No, but it will be illegal in Wisconsin.

    Posted by steveegg on December 23, 2008 at 2002 hrs


  8. I’m on board, but only if I get one for myself.

    Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on December 23, 2008 at 2022 hrs


  9. That’s fair.  Wouldn’t want to be anywhere near the two of you, but that’s fair.

    smile

    Posted by hsgbdmama on December 24, 2008 at 0941 hrs


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