Wednesday, July 02, 2008

Dear Abby…. I’m a Loser

Here’s a troubling “Dear Abby” article:

DEAR ABBY: I dress my Siamese cat, “Belle,” in clothes and pajamas. (Yes, they make apparel for cats.) I also push her around in a stroller. My friends think I’m crazy, but I consider Belle to be my daughter.

One time, a teenager came up to me as I was pushing Belle in her stroller and asked, “Where’s the baby?” I told her that Belle was like my baby.

Is it nuts to treat a cat like a child?—MOM OF A FUR KID IN N.Y.

DEAR “MOM”: Nuts? No. A bid for attention ... perhaps.

Radish responds:

Dear Abby and Not A Mom:

You’re both pathetic, deluded, insensitive assholes. Please stop making the rest of us barren spinsters with cats look even sadder, crazier, and despisable (despicable?) than we really are.

Peace/Love/Arugula!

Radish

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(4) Comments
Posted by Owen at 2040 hrs
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  1. 3 words: Mental. Health. Issues.

    I think the owner might be crazy too.

    Perhaps Capper could help them?

    It is Never a goo idea to dress up a freaking animal people!

    Posted by Michael J. Cheaney on July 03, 2008 at 0554 hrs


  2. Full disclosure: I once tried to dress up Satan’s Little Helper in a little collar that looks like a tie, and now I have a six-inch scar. 

    Before I moved to Milwaukee, I stayed with my sister and the older nephew a lot when her husband was out of town for work; living with a cat is to living with a kid like MGD64 is to Guinness.  You have to be pretty delusional to insist they’re equivalent.

    Posted by HeatherRadish on July 03, 2008 at 1436 hrs


  3. isn’t it a rule that if you write into dear Abby for advice (instead of asking your close friends and family like a normal person) that you’re automatically a loser?

    Posted by Matt on July 07, 2008 at 1541 hrs


  4. Full disclosure: I once tried to dress up Satan’s Little Helper in a little collar that looks like a tie, and now I have a six-inch scar.

    Before I moved to Milwaukee, I stayed with my sister and the older nephew a lot when her husband was out of town for work; living with a cat is to living with a kid like MGD64 is to Guinness.  You have to be pretty delusional to insist they’re equivalent.
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