Ummm...
YAKIMA, Washington (AP)—A 27-year-old Oregon climber who survived five days on southern Washington’s Mount Adams with a broken ankle told rescuers he ate centipedes and drank water from creeks as he tried to crawl to safety.
...it would take MUCH longer than 5 days to make me start eating centipedes. Then again, I maintain a healthy fat reserve for just such an eventuality.
Oh, I really hope he killed them first!
Me too, Owen. Me, too. It’s a tough choice, and I work hard to maintain such a wonderful bounty of “emergency cushioning” as I like to call it.
O my god… I cannot imagine myself eating centipedes.