Monday, July 26, 2010

Clenched Buttocks Spark Fight

My question is... how magnificent are your buttocks if you can break a bed merely by clenching them?

According to a police report, the unnamed suspect rubbed a finger along the victim’s butt crack, prompting her to clench her buttocks. The victim claimed the clenching caused the bed she was sitting on to break, angering the suspect.

A fight ensued in which the suspect repeatedly hit the victim before grabbing a butcher knife and threatening to kill her. According to the report, the suspect said, “Are you ready to die?”

The alleged victim called police and the suspect fled, the report stated.

Officers found no visible injuries on the woman, who refused medical attention.

(8) Comments
Posted by Owen at 2125 hrs
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  1. Can’t find a video clip, so…

    Sister Encarnación: Where are your robes, Ignacio?
    Nacho: They were… stinky. These are my recreational clothes.
    Sister Encarnación: They look expensive.
    Nacho: Thank you. I mean… they might have the appearance of riches, but beneath the clothes, we find a man… and beneath the man we find… his… nucleus.
    Sister Encarnación: Nucleus?

    Posted by scott on July 27, 2010 at 1046 hrs


  2. Exactly my first thought scott.  I do that to my wife once a while… 

    ME: cooking on the grill, “Hey honey…”
    WIFE: “Yes?”
    ME:  “Joo like my recreation pants?” *clench*
    WIFE: “GROSS!”

    Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on July 27, 2010 at 1141 hrs


  3. I’m not usually a big fan of juvenile humor and slapstick comedy, but that movie was brilliant.

    Posted by scott on July 27, 2010 at 1158 hrs


  4. I’m not sure magnificent is the word I would use…

    And who runs their finger along someone’s crack anyway - yuck.

    Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on July 27, 2010 at 2122 hrs


  5. I’m sorry, but if you can break a bed by clenching your buttocks, then they are magnificent wink

    Posted by Owen on July 27, 2010 at 2137 hrs


  6. You other brothers can’t deny.

    Posted by scott on July 27, 2010 at 2142 hrs


  7. when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face…

    Posted by Jay4Liberty on July 27, 2010 at 2309 hrs


  8. “Never trust a big butt and a smile”.

    Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on July 28, 2010 at 0107 hrs


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