Chucktatorship
It really doesn’t matter whose presidential ticket I ride on as vice president, since America will be a Chucktatorship when I step into office. If I am elected vice president, I promise to unilaterally fulfill these pledges within my first 30 days in office:
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I will erect two additional terrorist-deterring national monuments to two of my favorite movie stars and heroes, John Wayne and Charlton Heston – these monuments will be collectively known as “The Smith & Wesson Memorials.” (Of course Heston’s will have a three-story high Ten Commandment fountain in the center.)
Despite who becomes president, I will write and deliver the next four State of the Union speeches, titled, “We did it the people’s way I, II, III and IV.”
My only selfish request remains to preside over and “handle” the trial of Osama bin Laden, but I doubt it will ever happen because, as it says in a Chuck Norris fact I read online, Osama will never be found because he owes me $5.
Hat tip Lance at the BBA.
Chuck can’t be VEEP, the Olympics would be cancelled, the Wall was built to keep him out.
Posted by on May 20, 2008 at 2316 hrs
Posted by hsgbdmama on May 21, 2008 at 0927 hrs
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