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So some Madison people (where else?), none apparently svelte, took off their clothes and hopped onto their bikes to protest oil AND to promote positive body images.

Let’s give that last goal a giant fail, shall we?

Hat tip (and a little bit of throw-up) to John Jagler. And bonus points to me for protecting your tender eyes by looking closely at the picture to make sure there weren’t any errant peni flopping about.

1. I can see the ‘Visit Madison’ marketing campaign now:

   “Come visit scenic Madison, Wisconsin! A family-friendly city known for its breathtaking skyline and a forward-looking devotion to green energy - not to mention our nude, overweight, clown make-up wearing, mobile albino clan.

   Madison - A truly wonderful taxpayer-funded oasis in the Midwest!”

   So bring the kids (and a few airline-style vomit bags) and experience the adventure of a lifetime!

   Posted by (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on June 21, 2010 at 1344 hrs




2. “Nothin’ worse than gettin’ yer pants caught in the chain…, well almost nothin’ anyway.”

   Posted by (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on June 21, 2010 at 1415 hrs




3. And if your not sick yet just imagine if you were the bicycle seat.

   Posted by (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on June 21, 2010 at 1429 hrs




4. The carpet matches the drapes.

   Posted by (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on June 21, 2010 at 1543 hrs




5. This is important political discourse and it must be taken seriously.

   Posted by Jay4Liberty on June 21, 2010 at 1610 hrs




6. Captions: 

   “Is Madison a great town or what?  Always a liberal cause to justify good old exhibitionism!”

   “Hey Daddy, plug this hole.”

   Posted by (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on June 21, 2010 at 1640 hrs




7. Nude’s not lewd, but it can be downright disgusting.

   Posted by (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on June 21, 2010 at 1716 hrs




8. Nude protest in Madison, noone notices.

   Posted by (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on June 21, 2010 at 1851 hrs




9. Gee, Jim Doyle really let himself go.

   Posted by (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on June 21, 2010 at 2110 hrs




10. This will replace Michael Myers in my nightmares… 

    Posted by (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on June 21, 2010 at 2259 hrs




11. Madison, where in MOON never sets.

    Posted by (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on June 22, 2010 at 1110 hrs




12. Where “the” MOON never sets

    Posted by (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on June 22, 2010 at 1111 hrs




13. Madison, WI – named “Healthiest City In America” by Men’s Health Magazine.  “Keeping Bicycle Seats Off Crack since 2004.”

    “Buehler?!?!?  Yeah, funny.  But just how did you know I named my penis Buehler?”

    Posted by (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on June 22, 2010 at 1705 hrs




14. Zounds!  Just looking at this clown has my transitional glasses darkening!  Only in Madison can such lunacy prevail.

    Posted by (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on June 24, 2010 at 2129 hrs




15. Only in Madison can such lunacy prevail.

    Hey that lunacy can be everywhere!  You just have to have hope!  Yes we can, yes we can, yes we can, yes we can!

    ***This post is not at all serious and those that like President Obama should not be butthurt by it***

    Posted by Jay4Liberty on June 24, 2010 at 2139 hrs