So some Madison people (where else?), none apparently svelte, took off their clothes and hopped onto their bikes to protest oil AND to promote positive body images.
Let’s give that last goal a giant fail, shall we?

Hat tip (and a little bit of throw-up) to John Jagler. And bonus points to me for protecting your tender eyes by looking closely at the picture to make sure there weren’t any errant peni flopping about.
I can see the ‘Visit Madison’ marketing campaign now:
“Come visit scenic Madison, Wisconsin! A family-friendly city known for its breathtaking skyline and a forward-looking devotion to green energy - not to mention our nude, overweight, clown make-up wearing, mobile albino clan.
Madison - A truly wonderful taxpayer-funded oasis in the Midwest!”
So bring the kids (and a few airline-style vomit bags) and experience the adventure of a lifetime!
“Nothin’ worse than gettin’ yer pants caught in the chain…, well almost nothin’ anyway.”
And if your not sick yet just imagine if you were the bicycle seat.
The carpet matches the drapes.
This is important political discourse and it must be taken seriously.
Captions:
“Is Madison a great town or what? Always a liberal cause to justify good old exhibitionism!”
“Hey Daddy, plug this hole.”
Nude’s not lewd, but it can be downright disgusting.
Nude protest in Madison, noone notices.
Gee, Jim Doyle really let himself go.
This will replace Michael Myers in my nightmares… ![]()
Madison, where in MOON never sets.
Where “the” MOON never sets
Madison, WI – named “Healthiest City In America” by Men’s Health Magazine. “Keeping Bicycle Seats Off Crack since 2004.”
“Buehler?!?!? Yeah, funny. But just how did you know I named my penis Buehler?”
Zounds! Just looking at this clown has my transitional glasses darkening! Only in Madison can such lunacy prevail.
Only in Madison can such lunacy prevail.
Hey that lunacy can be everywhere! You just have to have hope! Yes we can, yes we can, yes we can, yes we can!
***This post is not at all serious and those that like President Obama should not be butthurt by it***