Saturday, March 13, 2010

Caption Contest

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Posted by Owen at 1959 hrs
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  1. “I don’t care if my parents think you’re a big, fat, smelly hippopotamus… you’re MY big, fat, smelly hippopotamus. I love you just the way you are.”

    (The characters in this story are purely fictional, and bear no resemblance to me, or my beautiful wife).

    Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on March 13, 2010 at 2205 hrs


  2. Isn’t there some sort of BIRD that is supposed to be doing this? Sheesh…. maybe I should have stayed in high school.

    Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on March 13, 2010 at 2232 hrs


  3. I’m blowing as hard as I can, but you’re not inflating!

    Posted by Righty on March 13, 2010 at 2314 hrs


  4. All my friends chose to be referees, me i chose animal dentistry.

    Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on March 14, 2010 at 0136 hrs


  5. Hi, I am from the federal government and I am here to help you.

    Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on March 14, 2010 at 0844 hrs


  6. “3rd molar, left lower.

    It’ll be $200.00 or 50 bales of fresh hay.”

    Posted by dad29 on March 14, 2010 at 1017 hrs


  7. No, removed for violating terms of service regarding sockpuppetry.  And now you are impersonating another commenter. 

    NOTE TO ALL, comment #7 was not made by GAMazy.  It was made by a troll who has been polluting the comments.  All future comments by this person will be removed.

    Posted by Owen on March 14, 2010 at 1305 hrs


  8. ....and to think that my career counselor told me dental hygiene would be a satisfying choice….

    Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on March 14, 2010 at 1921 hrs


  9. Hey, uhhh, buddy… I think you swallowed my iPhone. Mind if I take a quick peek?

    Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on March 14, 2010 at 2111 hrs


  10. The Census Hippo:  Mr. Zebra, it seems you left a census question blank. I can fill it in for you, I just need to know whether you are “white with black stripes”, or “black with white stripes”?

    Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on March 14, 2010 at 2137 hrs


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