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Thursday, October 18, 2007

  1. How many government workers does it take to change THAT light bulb?

    Posted by Aaron on October 18, 2007 at 2207 hrs


  2. God’s up there?  I don’t see him.

    Posted by Nick on October 18, 2007 at 2210 hrs


  3. “And then the cop told me to touch my finger to my nose, and I totally missed it, like this.” 

    “I hear ya.”

    Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on October 18, 2007 at 2227 hrs


  4. “See that bird up there?”
    “Yes, what does it mean?  Is it a sign?”
    “It doesn’t mean anything.  It’s a pigeon, and it’s about to poo on that dude’s head.”

    Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on October 18, 2007 at 2228 hrs


  5. Is that where Cheney hides the bodies of his former hunting buddies?

    Or

    See, my loogie reached much higher than yours.

    Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on October 18, 2007 at 2254 hrs


  6. Now do you see all the trash you adventurous Americans have left on Everest?

    Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on October 18, 2007 at 2254 hrs


  7. Yes, that is Al Gore’s ego.

    Posted by Fred on October 18, 2007 at 2349 hrs


  8. See that Long March rocket?  Watch this…Ohhhhmmmm.

    Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on October 19, 2007 at 0316 hrs


  9. Fred almost stole mine.  I’d have said esteem rather than ego, though.  Still Wendy has, far and away, the winner.  I concede.

    Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on October 19, 2007 at 0610 hrs


  10. “My approval ratings used to be way up there?  Dang…”

    Posted by Calvin Freiburger on October 19, 2007 at 0653 hrs


  11. This is how I work out one of those really stubborn boogers

    Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on October 19, 2007 at 0751 hrs


  12. “You see that? That’s the sky falling.  Al Gore told me so.”

    Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on October 19, 2007 at 0830 hrs


  13. DL:  “See that ‘Worthless Awards’ post on Boots & Sabers just above our heads?  I won that award in ‘89.”
    GWB:  “I love Boots & Sabers.  Laura reads it to me every night.”

    Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on October 19, 2007 at 1007 hrs


  14. I think those are Chinese ICBM’s.

    Posted by Charlie Hillman on October 19, 2007 at 1144 hrs


  15. The elephant’s trunk was straight up like this, then it came sweeping down and swept away chaos leaving only serenity.

    Heh, heh…I wonder if the elepant’s trunks came off, heh.

    The eleFant does not wear trunks he…it is a fable that teaches…oh never mind.

    Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on October 19, 2007 at 1236 hrs


  16. I see London, I see France….

    Posted by joeythelovesponge on October 19, 2007 at 1359 hrs


  17. “Eternal salvation is up there Mr. President, but this is about as close as you’re going to get.”

    Posted by Zachary on October 19, 2007 at 1840 hrs


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