Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Butt Science

You just have to love a study that tries to quantify a subjective question.

Now, a team of researchers from Edinburgh’s Heriot-Watt University are launching what is believed to be the world’s first scientific study to answer the often asked question of how clothing can affect the appearance of the female rear.

The team, from the university’s School of Textiles and Design, based in Galashiels, believe the study could have major implications for retailers.

Female volunteers wearing hundreds of different types of clothing will have their behinds photographed for the research.

Participants will then be asked to look at the pictures to assess how big or small each model’s backside appears. The study will examine how various designs, colours, patterns and fabric types affect perception of bottom size.

(8) Comments
Posted by Owen at 2013 hrs
Off-Duty

  1. These guys aren’t just scientists, they’re geniuses!

    They’ve actually figured out a way to get paid to stare at women’s butts!

    AND make it seem respectable.

    I am in awe.

    Posted by Elliot on December 28, 2005 at 0953 hrs


  2. Well, finally!  A scientific answer to the ubiquitous question, “Does this make my butt look big?”

    It will save many marriages and our culture as we know it.

    Posted by Steve on December 28, 2005 at 0955 hrs


  3. Man, I would PAY for an answer to “Does my butt look fat in this (insert article of clothing here).  I’m tellin’ ya, it’s one of the scariest questions asked of men…

    Elliot - spot on.

    Steve - save marriages?  This will save lives.

    Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on December 28, 2005 at 1251 hrs


  4. I’ll give you a clue.  The answer is always “no.”

    Fortunately, if you have a wife like mine, the right answer is also the truth.

    Posted by Owen on December 28, 2005 at 1339 hrs


  5. Jeez, Owen, even in print your answer sounds fake.  What’s up with that?  tongue wink

    Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on December 28, 2005 at 1349 hrs


  6. Wendy,
    Now, c’mon, I even know that, unlike some, your blogging clearly shows that you aren’t a big ass.

    Posted by Steve on December 28, 2005 at 2059 hrs


  7. Are you sure, Steve, or are you just saying that so I’ll put out?  Because that is why Owen answers that way.  big surprise

    Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on December 28, 2005 at 2321 hrs


  8. No comment! I’m not authorized to release any information at this time.

    Posted by Steve on December 28, 2005 at 2334 hrs


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