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Butt-Out Tool

Anyone ever use one of these?  Does it work?

 

One of the more unpleasant chores of field dressing now takes just seconds to accomplish using the innovative Butt-Out Tool. This tool is the fastest, easiest way to disconnect the anal alimentary canal from deer or similar-sized game. Immediately after harvesting game, insert the Butt-Out Tool into the anal canal and twist until it grabs the membrane. Continue twisting another half turn, then steadily pull the Butt-Out Tool out of the canal. Extract 10” of membrane, tie the membrane off and cut. Its time-saving ease of use makes this the tool every deer hunter needs in his pack.

 

Posted by Owen at 1704 hrs
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1. If you could successfully hunt deer using only one of those I would be really impressed.

   Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on November 18, 2008 at 1745 hrs
   
   
   

2. I’d be curious to know what the disclaimer on the packaging is! 

   Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on November 18, 2008 at 1746 hrs
   
   
   

3. I’ll be glad when a few more posts are made so this picture gets pushed farther down the screen.

   Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on November 18, 2008 at 1748 hrs
   
   
   

4. Yes, We used one last year and yes it works great.  The package did not have directions as to what to do with it after….you can try to hand it to the guy next to you….a “hold this a minute for me wudja” maneuver. But that did not seem to work.  Think ahead on whatcha gonna do with it after and that should take the bugs out of it.

   Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on November 18, 2008 at 1755 hrs
   
   
   

5. Only 3 seconds!

   Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on November 18, 2008 at 1930 hrs
   
   
   

6. This tool might also be helpful to remove the MSM from a certain part of BO’s anatomy.

   Although that might soil the tool too much for its proper use.

   Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on November 18, 2008 at 1938 hrs
   
   
   

7. I still remember my father telling me to stick my finger up the deer’s… Well, you know.. then cut around your finger. Took me a few minutes to realize that I didn’t really have to stick my finger anywhere.

   Posted by Patrick on November 18, 2008 at 2038 hrs
   
   
   

8. Ew….

   Posted by GAMazy on November 18, 2008 at 2041 hrs
   
   
   

9. Three letters:  TMI.

    

   Posted by hsgbdmama on November 18, 2008 at 2221 hrs
   
   
   

10. Gotta be easier than sawing the pubic bone in half and clearing it out that way… My dad can make the cut himself, but I can never seem to get it right. Always end up nicking something unpleassant and defeating the purpose.

    Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on November 18, 2008 at 2343 hrs
    
    
    

11. It’s on youtube a lot if you care to see it in action.

    Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on November 19, 2008 at 0846 hrs
    
    
    

12. Eeww - and first thing in the morning…

    Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on November 19, 2008 at 0903 hrs
    
    
    

13. Just one more thing to carry.  Just keep your knife sharp and cut the bung out.  There is absolutely no need to cut the pelvis bone in the field.  You just cut out the bung pull it out a bit strip it clean (tie it off if you think it is necessary) and then pull it back through and out with the rest of the guts.

    Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on November 19, 2008 at 1021 hrs
    
    
    

14. Ew, ew, ew.  Maybe this is why I’ve never gone deer hunting….

    Posted by MommaBlogger on November 19, 2008 at 1031 hrs
    
    
    

15. Does it work if you hit the deer with a car?

    Posted by James Wigderson on November 19, 2008 at 1106 hrs
    
    
    

16. Can you use it to get rid of unwanted commenters?

    Posted by James Wigderson on November 19, 2008 at 1116 hrs
    
    
    

17. You must really be pondering this thing Wiggy. 

    You came back 10 minutes later with an additional use.

    Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on November 19, 2008 at 1128 hrs
    
    
    

18. I bet they sell a lot of them in Kalifornia!

    Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on November 19, 2008 at 1131 hrs
    
    
    

19. I wonder who invented this.

    Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on November 20, 2008 at 0943 hrs
    
    
    

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