Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner of Champions

Judging by his success, we should all adopt the Michael Phelps diet:

Phelps lends a new spin to the phrase “Breakfast of Champions” by starting off his day by eating three fried-egg sandwiches loaded with cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, fried onions and mayonnaise.

He follows that up with two cups of coffee, a five-egg omelet, a bowl of grits, three slices of French toast topped with powdered sugar and three chocolate-chip pancakes.

At lunch, Phelps gobbles up a pound of enriched pasta and two large ham and cheese sandwiches slathered with mayo on white bread - capping off the meal by chugging about 1,000 calories worth of energy drinks.

For dinner, Phelps really loads up on the carbs - what he needs to give him plenty of energy for his five-hours-a-day, six-days-a-week regimen - with a pound of pasta and an entire pizza.

I’m going to start this 12,000 calorie diet today.  Anyone want to join me?  In a short time, we should all be as fit as Michael Phelps.

(14) Comments
Posted by Wendy at 0849 hrs
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  1. Phelps is a freak of nature.  The dude has a 34” waist and a 32” inseam, he is 6’-4” with a 6’-7” wingspan, he has size 14 feet and is double jointed in his elbows, knees and ankles.

    Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on August 13, 2008 at 0905 hrs


  2. I think you may have glossed over the part about swimming or working out for five hours a day, six days a week.

    Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on August 13, 2008 at 0942 hrs


  3. I have a hard time believing that all adds up to 12,000 calories.  I know thats what the article states, but I think thats quite a bit of an exageration.

    I’m a bodybuilder 6’02” 297 pounds and its all I can do to physically stomach the 6000 calorie a day diet I’m on.

    Even with the proportionately low protein high carb regimen he’s on, I don’t think he’s getting anywhere close to 12,000 calories.

    I could believe he eats what they state in the article.  That wouldn’t be that hard.  Especially how easy carbs go down, but 12,000 calories, no way.

    Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on August 13, 2008 at 1133 hrs


  4. One slice of pizza is 400-600 calories depending on what you put on it. call it 500 x 8 slices - 4000 calories right there.

    So if I just exercise 2.5 hours per day I can eat 6000 calores?

    Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on August 13, 2008 at 1220 hrs


  5. Its hard to draw conclusions when it comes to food from the basic description given there.

    You are right that a piece of pizza can be 500 calories.  But only if it was a deep dish pizza PILED high with meat.  While a thin crust cheese pizza probably only has 230 calories per slice.

    Anyone can sit down and eat a whole “jacks” frozen pizza.  But can I see this guy downing a whole chicago style deep dish pizza piled with meat (which is what it would have to be to get to those calorie counts) AND a pound of pasta… No

    Anyway… There’s no way to verify it from the information given. I believe the guy eats ungodly amounts of food.  Like I said, carbs go down easy.  And I might believe that during the olympics with the extraordinary demands on his body from all the races he’s competing in he might have a few peak days when he’s eating perhaps close to that, but I guarantee he’s not eating 12,000 calories a day all year round. 

    In my opinion I think the story is at best misleading and not a true representation of his typical diet and at worst grossly exagerated for journalistic effect.

    Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on August 13, 2008 at 1340 hrs


  6. The drive by media exagerate?
    tell me it cant be, i have a hard time grasping that.
    is that sarcastic enough?

    Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on August 13, 2008 at 1624 hrs


  7. I’m not sure if this makes me hungry…or sick.

    Posted by elliot on August 13, 2008 at 1644 hrs


  8. Good gracious.  Can you imagine this guy’s grocery bills?  Or his check at a restaurant?

    If I ate all that food, there’s no way I could work out 5 hours a day, six days a week…I’d be a grease ball with legs.

    sick

    Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on August 13, 2008 at 1704 hrs


  9. If he went to a NYC restaurant, they wouldn’t be able to get some of that food.
    It also shows that the food police are wrong.  You can eat like a pig and still be healthy.  That’s not what the food Nazis tell us.

    Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on August 13, 2008 at 1705 hrs


  10. You can eat like a pig and still be healthy.

    If you ate like that and didn’t spend a huge chunk of your day engaged in vigorous exercise you would not be healthy.

    Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on August 13, 2008 at 1717 hrs


  11. I’m about 8,000 calories into my new diet and I LOVE IT!  There are lots of dishes to wash after all that food, but that’s why we had kids.  wink

    Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on August 13, 2008 at 1902 hrs


  12. Those 12 minute hot dog eating champs put away about 21,000 calories within that span.

    I wonder if Mark Spitz had a comparable diet to that of Phelps.

    Posted by Steve Burri on August 13, 2008 at 2113 hrs


  13. You can almost throw up a little in your mouth watching those eating contests. I don’t think even in college I binge-ate like that even on a dare.

    Posted by Peter on August 13, 2008 at 2306 hrs


  14. All my life I have been a slender person.  Entering high school I did not even weigh 100 pounds.  But for about the past three years I have been on a high carbohydrate diet, as prescribed by my dietitian, who also works with some of the UW-Madison football players.  I am one of those rare Americans that can eat his weight in food, and still not gain a pound.  That may sound great to most of you, but it actually has been a problem for me, and as such warranted medical attention.  Now with a special diet of insane amounts of carbohydrates, (60 grams three times a day) and calorie rich GNC energy drinks, (1000 calories per 32 ounce glass with whole milk) I finally bulked up to 163 pounds as the snow melted this year.  Being less sedentary in summer has put me back to about 155 pounds, and yet I eat carbs like crazy every day.

    Posted by Gregory on August 14, 2008 at 1130 hrs


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