Milwaukee Attorney Gets Some Freak’s Goat

By now you’ve probably heard about the goat head given to a Milwaukee attorney.  First, ew.  Ew, ew, ew.  If you want to make a statement, write a letter to the editor.  Do not sacrifice goats to scare an attorney.  Second, if you happen to be the recipient of a goat head, by all means, come out with a great statement like this one:

“August 27, 2007 was a full moon and was also the eve of a complete lunar eclipse.  Since, to my knowledge, no sons or daughter of any elected representatives from the Wisconsin delegation have been recently accused of tire slashing or voter fraud, no more OIC executives are left to indict and it has been a few to several months since I have invented any new psychologically based defenses, the only thing I can assume is that someone was trying to get my attention on a lovely summer day and was unable to locate his or her copy of the yellow pages.”

Oh yes, take THAT, goat-beheader.

Third, if one decides to decapitate a farm animal in order to send a message, does one choose a species and search for it, or does one choose a goat only after one realizes that horse necks are big ol’ things that take more than a little effort?  Is there a goat farmer out there wondering why his herd has either four legs too many or one head too few?

At any rate, I hope they catch the person who did it.  Disagree with an attorney all you want, but this is just sick.  Blech.  I’m sure the poor goat would agree with me.