Lawn Ornament 1.  Deer 0.

That was probably the buck that I was going to shoot in a couple of weeks.  Dang it. 

Mark Brye, who owns Brye Plumbing in Viroqua, was still laughing about the suicidal buck he found near his elk statue last week.

Brye said his morning ritual is to rise early and look out at the life-like statue about 40 yards from his home.

“Our son and daughter gave it to us for Christmas four years ago because we like to hunt elk,” Brye said. “The elk is a nice thing to see every morning. It looks pretty cool, especially on a foggy morning.”

Brye said he knew exactly what happened when he saw the statue tipped over. Although they were about the same height, the statue weighed at least three times more than the 180-pound deer.

He didn’t realize the buck lay dead a short distance away.

“I could tell the buck poked the statue a couple of times by the chipped paint on it,” Brye said, adding that the buck eventually rammed it like a mountain goat.

The buck apparently staggered about 20 feet and fell.

Brye claimed the buck with a tag from the Vernon County conservation warden. He laughed at the warden’s tag note: “lawn ornament fight - lost.”