ELF Allegedly Burns Five Homes

Rat bastards. 

Fire engulfed five luxury homes Monday morning at a subdivision north of Seattle in what could be a case of ecoterrorism, officials said.

A sign with the letters “ELF” was found at the scene of the fires in the “Street of Dreams” development in Woodinville, Washington, said Chief Rick Eastman of Snohomish County Fire District No. 7.

Eastman did not say if the sign is believed to be from the Earth Liberation Front, which the FBI has called an ecoterrorist group.

“Built green? Nope black!” the sign reads, according to an image from CNN affiliate KING-TV in Seattle. The sign calls the homes “McMansions.”

Just think of how ELF has exacerbated Global Warming.  They’ll need to buy a lot of carbon credits to make up for burning five large homes. 

But seriously, lunatic terrorists like this are a cancer on America.  They endanger lives and destroy property while cowering in their mommas’ basements.  The sooner these losers are caught and brought to justice, the better.