Brad Paisley: I’m Still a Guy

I’ve had this in my head for days. 

When you see a deer
You see Bambi
And I see antlers up on the wall
When you see a lake
You think picnics
And I see a large mouth up under that log
You’re probably thinking that you’re gonna change me
In some ways well, maybe you might
Scrub me down dress me up
But no matter what
Remember I’m still a guy

When you see a priceless French painting
I see a drunk naked girl
You think that riding a wild bull sounds crazy
And I’d like to give it a whirl
Love makes a man do some things he ain’t proud of
And in a weak moment I might walk your sissy dog
Hold your purse at the mall
But remember I’m still a guy

And I’ll pour out my heart
Hold your hand in the car
Write a love song that makes you cry
Then turn right around
Knock some jerk to the ground
‘Cause he copped a feel as you walked by

I can hear you now talking to your friends
Saying yeah girls he’s come a long way
From dragging his knuckles and carrying a club
And building a fire in a cave
But when you say a backrub means only a backrub
Then you swat my hand when I try
Well now what can I say at the end of the day
Honey, I’m still a guy

And I’ll pour out my heart
Hold your hand in the car
Write a love song that makes you cry
Then turn right around
Knock some jerk to the ground
‘Cause he copped a feel as you walked by

These days there’s dudes getting facials
Manicured waxed and botoxed
But with deep spray on tans and creamy lotioney hands
You can’t grip a tackle box
With all of these men lining up to get neutered
It’s hip now to be feminized I don’t highlight my hair
I’ve still got a pair
Yeah, honey I’m still a guy

My eyebrows ain’t plucked
Theres a gun in my truck
Thank God I’m still a guy

That’s Some Impressive Camel Tow

Not to be confused with the Moose Knuckle.

GhostBusters

Guess what I watched this afternoon…

BTW, this song was nominated for an Oscar - 24 years ago.

Candlebox - Miss You

Off their new album, Into the Sun.

Soldiers Having Some Fun

The Website is Down

NSFW, but funny for technology geeks like me. 

Unnecessary Censorship

Bleepin’ hilarious!

YouTubin’

Here’s a couple fun YouTubes…

Here’s one from Americans for Prosperity pointing out how hypocritical the Global Warming folks are.  Hat tip to Amy.

Here’s one that does a good job cataloguing Obama’s inability or unwillingness to let facts influence his rhetoric.  Hat tip to Patrick. 

Love Me Tender

And… I’ll Never Fall In Love Again.

Extreme Makeover Homeless Edition

Misheard Lyrics

Spotted on SI.com, and funny as hell.

Wanna Get Away?

No injuries.  Full story here.

Twisted Sister Does Silver Bells

Hat tip Tom McMahon.

The Offspring—Hammerhead

Off their excellent new album, Rise and Fall, Rage and Grace.

Weezer—Pork and Beans

See if you can count the YouTube stars.