A Year Without Summer?!?!

I irrationally despise “Long Range Experts.”

According to Long Range Expert Joe Bastardi, areas from the northern Plains into the Northeast will have a “year without a summer.” The jet stream, which is suppressed abnormally south this spring, is also suppressing the number of thunderstorms that can form. The ones that do form in areas of the Ohio Valley and West are forming in places with very cold temperatures, which can lead to more electrified thunderstorms than normal this year.

This is so unfair.  Those of us who survived the wickedness of December by daydreaming about the blissful heat of August are going to need serious therapy.  Obama, I’m looking to you to sort this out: either pay for our mental health care or use your power to make it hot outside.