The BBC has the 50 office-speak phrases you love to hate.
My favorite one comes from a former customer of mine from L.A. They referred to any problems as “opportunities.” So I’d get a call saying something like, “I have some opportunities that I’d like to discuss with you,” when what he really meant was, “our server has crashed and we’re losing $5 million an hour.”
Oh well, I guess it made them feel better.